UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS
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WHAT’S YOUR BACK-UP PLAN?
Because apparently, at some point, you’re supposed to stop expecting impossible things from paint…
FUCK THAT.
The world already has enough sensible decisions, sensible colours and sensible expectations.
So we made a box for people with UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS.
Inside:
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1L Black 4.0 - The World's Blackest Black
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1L White 2.0 - The World's Brightest White
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1L Easy Klein - A Very Klein-ish Blue
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500g The World's Pinkest Pink Powder
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500g The World's Greenest Green Powder
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500g The World's Yellowest Yellow Powder
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500g The World's Loveliest Blue Powder
Basically, an unreasonable amount of colour.
Because if you're going to make things, you might as well make them impossible to ignore.
SO FUCK PLAN B.
Have unrealistic expectations.
And then make them happen.
